Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why can't steven hawkings go mental decteting when it beeps it's him
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.