Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
how Steven hawking's died he drove to far a way from the wall and the cord got unplugged
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What's Steven's hawkings favourite food ?
His shoulder
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
How did Steven Hawkings die? His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery x
