Steven Hawking jokes
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 馃槀
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What鈥檚 the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What鈥檚 one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn鈥檛 stand anyone...