Steven Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.