Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
what was Steven hawking pet?
a hawk.
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
how steven hawkings died, because he moved to much during the day and ran out of juice
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world
Why didn’t Steven hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway not a rampway
Where did Steven Hawking spend most of his spare time...Currys PC world
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
