Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
what was Steven hawking pet?
a hawk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
