Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking jokes

Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?

Because there is no ramp to heaven.

Stephen Hawking said God isnโ€™t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

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Why didnโ€™t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.