Steven Hawking jokes
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
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Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.