What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.