Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all sit in the dark.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.