Stereotype jokes
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
"Ohh wing wing."
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!