Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Stereotype Jokes
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
