Stereotype jokes
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.