The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
