Stereotype jokes
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.