How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Stereotype Jokes
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Little Johnny is gay.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
