Stereotype jokes
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.