What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.