Stereotype jokes
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.