Stereotype jokes
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.