Stereotype jokes

Why can't Indians play football?

Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

Emo people totally suck!

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."

I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

How do you call a Goth with feelings?

Emomotional.

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.