Stereotype jokes
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Yo momma!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!