Stereotype jokes
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Yo momma!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.