Stereotype jokes
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Like if your best friend is emo.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.