I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Stereotype Jokes
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
