Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
