Stereotype jokes
You are emo.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Like if your best friend is emo.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.