What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Stereotype Jokes
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Like if you're short.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
