Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
