Stereotype jokes
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"