Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Stereotype Jokes
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Like if your best friend is emo.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? š
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
