Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Lol, mum's gay.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.