Stereotype jokes
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
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What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.