Stereotype jokes
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
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What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
An Irishman walked past a bar.