Stereotype jokes
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.