Stereotype jokes
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Ur mom.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
An Irishman walks out of a bar.