Stereotype jokes
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."