Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Lol, mum's gay.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.