Stereotype jokes
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.