Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Stephen Jokes
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
