Stephen jokes
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.