Stephen jokes
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.