Stephen jokes
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."