Stephen jokes
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.