Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.