Stephen jokes
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"