Stephen jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.