Stephen jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
I like balls.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.