Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.