Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!