Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Stephen Jokes
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
