What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
WHY DID STEPHEN HWKINS DIE? THEY UNPLUGGEED THE WIFI
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
When Stephen hawking died i assume his computer crash caused it
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
