Stephen jokes

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.

I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?

Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.

Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?

Stephen Hawking.

How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.

Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.

Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.