Stephen jokes
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.