Stephen jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.