What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen hawking missed assembly this morning
Who did Stephen Hawking love more that anyone else?
His Wife, "Eye" who was also bad at running.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got got so many bitches Because he is never around siri
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking When he dies?
Rust in pieces!
i think i know why stephen hawkings died, he pressed altf4
how did stephen-hawking die? he hit alt-f4
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
