Stephen jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?