Stephen jokes
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."