How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
how did stephen-hawking die? he hit alt-f4
Fuck all reading this
Where did Steven Hawking spend most of his spare time...Currys PC world
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
