Stephen Hawking jokes
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.