Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Shoulder

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking đź’•

Xbox

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

Beep

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

Room

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

Wife

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?

Nothing... she couldn't tell.

Update

Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.

Top

What's black and at the top of a staircase?

Not Stephen Hawking.

Wife

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

Bitch

Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?

Because he is never around Siri.

Wife

Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.