Stephen Hawking jokes
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.