Stephen Hawking jokes
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.