Stephen Hawking jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing... she couldn't tell.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
My PC.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Your mum!
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
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