Stephen Hawking jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.