If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Stephen Hawking Jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Fuck all reading this.
