Stephen Hawking jokes
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Your face.
Your mum!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.