Stephen Hawking jokes
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Your face.
Your mum!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?