For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Stephen Hawking Jokes
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Your face.
Your mum!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
He is dead.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
