Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Your face.
Your mum!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.