Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Space

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Food

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

Song

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

Action

"Actions speak louder than words."

This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...