Stephen Hawking jokes
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.