Stephen Hawking jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Your face.
Your mum!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!