For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Your mum!
Your face.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
what does Stephen hawking eat?
stephen hawking cant stand for army
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?