Stephen Hawking jokes
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"