Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?