Stephen Hawking jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
I like balls.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.