Stephen Hawking jokes
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Your mum!
Your face.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.