Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.