Stephen Hawking jokes
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.