Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.