Stephen Hawking jokes
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Fuck all reading this.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.