Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Fuck all reading this.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.