Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Stephen Hawking Jokes
He's not really dead, his update failed.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Rust in peace.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
