Stephen Hawking jokes

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

A boxer talks with his fists.

Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?

Rust in peace.

Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?

Ilean.

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.