He's not really dead, his update failed.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage
Rust in peace.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
