he's not really dead, his update failed
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage
Rust in peace
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking' - God (2018)
when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
His name rhymes with walking and talking but he can’t do either
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
Have you walked into Stephen hawkings house?
Oh neither did he
if stephen hawking is diying where do i take him currys pc world or hospital
