Stephen Hawking jokes
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.