Stephen Hawking jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.