Stephen Hawking jokes
He's not really dead, his update failed.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Rust in peace.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3