Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.