Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.