Stephen Hawking jokes
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?