What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
