Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
