What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking' - God (2018)
how did stephen hawking die?
they unplugged the wifi
God: “Steven join us” sees the staircase to heaven Steven: “ahh fu-”
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
Stephen hawking walked into a bar. just kidding:(
Why did Steven hawking die,he ran out of data
What is black and at the top of a staircase..................... Stephen Hawking after a house fire
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
what was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.