Stephen Hawking jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.