Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
how did stephen hawking die?
they unplugged the wifi
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
Guess Stephens batteries died
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
RIP Stephan Hawking who was buried today.......he did always love black holes.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
