Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Sound

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.

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  • Burger

    A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

    I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

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  • Sex

    How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

    Speaker

    I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

    Death

    What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?

    The blue screen of death.

    Emoji

    Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

    Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.