Stephen Hawking jokes
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.