Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.