Stephen Hawking jokes
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.