What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
