Currys PC World jokes

If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?

Hospital or Currys PC World?

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.