Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.