Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
3+3=****
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Rust in peace.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.