Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? His windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
