Stephen Hawking jokes
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"