Stephen Hawking jokes
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Fuck all reading this.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
He is dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.