Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Blackout

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

Wife

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?

Nothing... she couldn't tell.

Name

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

Fight

If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.

Update

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

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  • Atm

    I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

    Road

    Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

    Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

    Bucket

    I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

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  • Tour

    I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

    Bus

    Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

    Death

    Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

    Irony

    In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

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  • Fat

    What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?

    As fat as Ben Dingley.

    Robot

    You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!