Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Hes died
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
the only reason stephen hawking died was because he saw end
its so sad that Stephen hawkings cant stand up for himself
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
