Stephen Hawking jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.