Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
Hey! give me my Nickelback!
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
All these African jokes ain't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you... You know we rich with natural resources that's why y'all come to steal from us... Shame on you ALL
why did the cow steal a AK-47? He was a mooslim
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
When you steal the weird pet rock so he pulls out his pet glock
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried but failed. He really got me dare.
How do you make antifreeze You steal her blanket
Who do you call someone that steals his brothers girlfriend and disowned by his whole family? Brandon
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
greg fucking steals toes!
What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? -- He was stealing all the samples.
