Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
My favorite joke: My life.
Angel is a good word.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
F*ck you.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
I'm the joke, bitch.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Dumb.
Everyone dislike this.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.