Statement jokes

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

F*ck you.

I don't think jokes are very funny.

If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.

That is not a joke hahahahhaha.

I'm the joke, bitch.

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

Dumb.

Hi, I'm stupid!

Whatever it is, I kind of like it.

You guys are idiots!

Everyone dislike this.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

You are a joke.

If hi = hi?

You all suck!

You suck.

Jokes suck.

Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

What am I?

Answer: a Riddle.

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.