My favorite joke: My life.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog. ooooooooooh girl, you lion!
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Dumb.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
