Statement jokes
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Ted stinks!
Eli is hot.
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
No joking.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
This joke here is the worst.
You guys are crazy!
You. You're a joke.