Statement jokes

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

I don't have a joke. Keep looking.

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

I'm always hanging in there.

Hanging on the wall.

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

None of these are jokes... they're all facts!

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

Ted stinks!

Eli is hot.

Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.

Are you with Alex?

Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!

No joking.

These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!

This joke here is the worst.

You guys are crazy!

You. You're a joke.