Statement

Statement Jokes

Incest

Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

Pencil

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

Funeral

What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?

She was too young.

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  • Ppl

    Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

    Sentence

    The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

    Dog

    What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

    Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

    Campbell

    Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."