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Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.

Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.

About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."

Mom asked, "Why?"

Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Start a RATIO chain.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.