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I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.

About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."

Mom asked, "Why?"

Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."

Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.