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For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

Start a RATIO chain.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.