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Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

WHO'S THERE?

*Starts putting up hand signs.*

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

What state starts with an "a a lama"?

When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!