Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
