I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
Shout out to the terrorists your year is starting of with a bang
What did the start say is Star Trek
I saw a kid sitting on the side of and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well your parents for a start”
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
Guy on fornite: Ima sleep with your mom lmao Orphan: Starts crying
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
For Some Reason People Make Fun Of My Name Because It Rimes With Something That Starts With An F
The only reason communism started was because god looked at your face
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why did Justin Bieber Start playing hide and seek with his fans - because they keepped
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What state starts with an a a lama
What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.
Mom start eating or else u will get fater👋
your hairline is so far back your barber didnt know where to start