Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
