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I am starting a frog cult now!

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.

That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.

Two urchins, L. H. A. B.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔