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I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull

I saw a kid sitting on the side of and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well your parents for a start”

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.