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What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

How do you know if a rapper is hungry?

They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

Start a RATIO chain.

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!