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What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?

Nothing.

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

What is 14 inches long and starts with D?

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.

So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.

I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"