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Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

What is 14 inches long and starts with D?

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.

I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.

Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

No phobia lasts forever 👌😂

A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

Now that's a hell of a ghost story!