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Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

What is 14 inches long and starts with D?

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?

Nothing.

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.

I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."