Star Wars

Star Wars jokes

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?

    Because he's their father.

    Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

    Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

    What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

    A fine addition to my erection.

    What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

    Obi-Wan Canopy

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