Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss Massager!
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
Star Wars jokes: Qui gon Chinn, mace chindo, chinbakka, darth chinious, anachin skywalker
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
What do you call a bar run by gungans? Jar Jar Drinks
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi order? Palpatine: Slew it!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter? Palpatine: Flew it.
