What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
