Star Wars jokes
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.