Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8 -Yoda
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
