Star Wars jokes
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.