Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test? Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
Q.What do you call a religious Wookie A. Jewbacca
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
What is a jedis favourite Italian dessert. Obi wan Cannoli
What did the bounty hunter call his favourite dog. His bobba pet
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
