Star Wars

Star Wars jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!