Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi order? Palpatine: Slew it!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter? Palpatine: Flew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q.What do you call a religious Wookie A. Jewbacca
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
