Stand

Stand jokes

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

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    • Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

    But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

    What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

    "I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

    Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

    I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

    I can also tell if they are standing.

    What does the F in orphan stand for?

    FAMILY 😭😭

    *IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

    So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

    He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

    An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

    "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

    What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

    Elton John is still standing.

    My initials are K.M.C.

    Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

    Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

    I’m writing an autobiography.

    I'd like to have kids one day.

    I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

    I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

    I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.