Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Octopussy.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
