Spy jokes
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Octopussy.
FAKE but funny
Me when the
Brutha was caught lacking
Meme:
Community talk
yo ELI slide the 1.4 HON Spy Tracker.doc , I did it earlier it didn't go thru tbh , so redo it plz
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved with numerous on Al-Queada, and I have over 30 confirmed kills, I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I'll wipe you the Fuck of with precision the likes of it has never been seen on … Read more
GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more