Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so dumb it's almost impressive. Orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense, and in baseball, you gotta get to home base to score. Get it? Probably not, considering you liked this joke. I bet you still use Internet Explorer.