Sports jokes
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.