Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.