Sports jokes
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Someone stole my balls :(
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.