Sports jokes
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Someone stole my balls :(
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Memes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Rangers are a joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.