Sports jokes
Someone stole my balls :(
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Rangers are a joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.