Sports jokes
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Rangers are a joke.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.