Sports jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Memes
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Rangers are a joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...