Sports jokes
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Rangers are a joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.