Sports jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Someone stole my balls :(
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Rangers are a joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.