Sports jokes

Car

    • A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.

    The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"

    "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.

    The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"

    "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.

    A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"

    "Sure," said the little boy.

    The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.

    "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."

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    • Sports memes

    Penaldo

    • I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

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    • Dad

    • I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

    Kobe

    • Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

    I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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    • Kobe

    • If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

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