Sports jokes
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.