Sports jokes
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.